Thrift stores were horrified to find a ragged bundle of fur when they emptied collection bins a couple nights ago. They threw it into the garbage bin, which was collected the next day, and the bundle made it all the way to the landfill. Suddenly, the fur ball moved and jumped off the back of the truck. It was a sasquatch! Tired garbage truck workers watched as the sasquatch zoomed out of sight, with a diaper on its head, all the way down the long empty road towards the distant city. The garbage truck workers admit feeling sorry for him, but could do nothing.
Readers are warned to not donate Sasquatches and simply throw them directly into the garbage or call 1 800 NO MORE SQTCH
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