Well, we all know that sasquatches aren't very popular. Hence, they need to live on the street. However, utilities are hard to come by when there is no roof over one's head. This sasquatch thought it'd be a smart idea to slum next to a fire hydrant, to be used as a shower. Sadly, the hydrant, when the sasquatch finally pried it open with the metal band of its earmuffs ten hours later, spurted uncontrollably, launching the sasquatch fifty meters down the road and sirens screaming towards it. The stupid sasquatch then proceeded to observe meekly from the relative safety of a open sewer drain.
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