Jealous? Don't be. Sasquatches need to use 20 different kinds of shampoo just to get their hair to stay on their head. In addition to spiking, varnishing, and smoothing their hair, sasquatches need to show who's boss, too. That is, they have to style it the right way (See: Sasquatch's legs)
Here's to hoping that you'll one day be as boss as this sasquatch.
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