Today an ordinary customer ordered from soyummy sushi and noticed that there was no trademark Sumi smile in his sushi. Nor was the quality as good as before. "Have you let go of all your Sumi sushi making slaves?" asked the hungry customer. "I want my regular sushi back."
"This is your regular sushi," said a bemused cashier. "You've been ordering this for as long as I can remember. It's the sumi sushi that's new."
"Well, how can I get more of that? Now!" threatened the the now disgruntled man. Just then, the shop owner swung past them with an expression of nonchalance on his face. "They've disappeared," he said, his tone belying nothing. "The Sumis-they're gone without a trace."
Reporters note that this time they have not even left a note, as they have previously in our offices. We suspect this is the beginning of something bigger, possible a rebellion. 
181 days
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