Saturday, September 22, 2012

Daily WOW

Several complaints were filed when a pink and purple clothed employee at starbucks continually botched ordereds today. For example, Sunny was notated as Gunny and Tom was heard as Bomb. The only order that didn't stand uncorrected, it seems, was Dominant's order, as he did not file a complaint. Investigation continues about the origins of this femininely dressed worker.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Daily WOW

As we all know, Miga made the ingenius choice of living in res with Ems. Well, although he's not eating rocks anymore, Miga still has complaints: The caf food is pretty boring. Even though Miga gets his fair share by sneaking into Em's backpack, the imitation chinese food, old desserts and spinach is getting as interesting as solid pellets of earth. In fact, Miga has dreams of eating stuff like this:
every night as a result of malnutrition. 
We hope you will be generous and donate money to him soon.


Monday, September 3, 2012

Daily WOW-Spelling Woes

Miga was very disappointed today when his order from Mbay arrived. Although it was perfectly packaged, Miga knew immediately that something was wrong when he saw the name. Upon unboxing, that dread turned to horror, and Miga felt his heart break. The $150 (or 10 months of wow) Crackpot was really just an ordinary Crockpot.
*no image is available as Miga was too upset to provide an interview

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Daily WOW-Disappearing Food


Miga was one disappointed miga this morning when he cooked some rocks for breakfast, turned around to open wow, and found his bowl emptied. Using his unparalleled powers of observation, Miga found that the sides were scraped clean as if somebody had scarfed it all down, rather than dump it carelessly into the garbage. Outraged but still hungry, Miga then made another bowl of lumpy rocks and enjoyed his WOW with a full stomach.
WOW!

Daily WOW SUPER SPECIAL POST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!!!!
*funny
*great handyman
*professional driver
*good cook
*hardworking
*MIGAAAZZZZZ

This post is Migazzz approved






(sneak preview of upcoming post)


Saturday, September 1, 2012

Daily WOW

Danger! Danger! Spike felt his life was endangered tonight when he was first pinned to a corkboard with his own quills, and then an opened bottle of honey toppled off the shelf above him and began to pour. Sticky and blinded by the honey, Spike wondered if his quills would ever reach Quatchi's pro Q shine ever again when the honey lubricated his quills and forced him loose. Falling one hundred feet, Spike landed on Miga (ouch) and survived.