Sunday, November 24, 2013

Daily WOW

MIGA MOLSON was found guilty of fraud when he charged $1 00 000 worth of WOW fees on Marge Mohanson's credit card. However, MIGA stepped forward with his birth certificate to certify that he indeed was MARGE MOHANSON. The certificate does not seem to have been tampered with. 



(30 days til christmas)

Saturday, September 28, 2013

HBD Post #2

DJ Sasquatch, who is nothing like the mangly sasquatch that goes by the name Quatchi, judiciously took time out of his busy schedule to slot a request from a listener into his program: 
Due to the lack of editing programs, the clip is unedited and uncensored.




HBD Noobs

Tilt shift maker forces kids to pay $1 a month to download high res images, so here is a 357X477 image. If they aren't even that, ask the admin for those resolutions. Yeah, being cheap sucks.
HBD from miga, sumi, quatchi, etc.etc. spike daddy insists that he be included in the list. NBD.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Daily WOW

We tried to get an interview with Agim today but he was too angry. Why? It seems that Agim was deeply disappointed by his botched order from McDominic's. We would be too if we always saw the world through Agim's eyes.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Daily WOWOWOWOWOW


Win A Lifetime Subscription to WOW/ROCKS!

Help give Sumi a new name!
Both Miga and Quatchi have altered their identifications to Agim and Trollsquatch respectively. 
Winners get:
1st Place: Lifetime Subscription to WOW
2nd place: Lifetime Subscription to Rocks

Place your entry now!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Daily WOW

Rumors were flying today when a grocery store was robbed of $15. And of course, the police turned to Miga as their first suspect.
Miga's mug shot with accomplice
So how did Miga commit this crime? Police speculate that Miga sent his little carrot accomplice to sneak into the store. As any ordinary person knows, a grocery store's produce section is filled with carrots and thus is not an object of suspicion in and of itself. The carrot would have waited until store closing, used his pointy tip to open the cash registers and nab $15. Then, when morning came, he would have been carried out like all the other carrots to be displayed and eventually have snuck out. 
The entire plan was well calculated save for the fact that a carrot running across a grocery store is a rare sight.
Miga has been linked to the case because of the amount of money stolen but no further evidence has been found.


Wednesday, January 30, 2013

DAILY WOWOWOWOW

Surprisingly, Miga did a good deed and was rewarded justly for filling out a job application in relation to his WOW expertise. We're proud of him.

Miga's loot

Miga's face