Quoted from the front page of newspaper around Canada:
"Attention! All Quatchi hunters are strongly advised this public service announcement:
We have found the source of the discolored sasquatches. The surveillance camera of Sumistore caught a sasquatch pilfering a tube of firestop last night. Furthermore, outdoor cameras caught the sasquatch in action as he doused himself with it and then proceeded to change color. Within minutes, he light a fire, jumped within it, emerged intact, put the fire out, and ran into the lightless streets."
The following photos accompanies the article:
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