A sasquatch was seen today hopping onto public transit systems around the lower mainland.
He was holding a suitcase and wind breaker and looked to be going skiing, as he was wearing ski goggles, though where we couldn't guess. Witnesses say he was in a hurry, but didn't really seem to know where he was going. And he sure spent a lot of his time looking at bus time tables.
Our sources don't know where he's going. All we've got to go in is that he seemed to be going to his Aunt Atica's.
*note: the pronoun 'he' here is used speculatively. As of now our sources are still unsure of the gender of the hairy monster.
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