There he is-or isn't he?
Late last night, a video was slipped into our mailbox with one half hanging out. As a result, when we reached it this morning, half of the tape had been soaked in dew, and rendered immediate problems when we tried to play it. Only through expert recovery procedures was the film saved. Nonetheless, we are deeply indebted to the filmer as we were able to confirm our suspicious with this still:
The owner of the video had not, indeed, been lying about the fact that he had captured a quatchi on video. However, where is he? We have deduced that the Quatchi lives somewhere in the forest in semi-cold climates due to the species of trees, and that the pollution there must be devastating as some of the trees are off colour.
The video that is being released to the masses is of low quality, and may be a disappointment to quatchi hunters:
I saw Quatchi for a split second... is that a mirage, a figment of my imagination? Or was it reality? As it disappeared when I watched it again... it flitted in and out of my vision, my hallucinations... oh where is Quatchi?
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