Sunday, August 26, 2012

Daily WOW


Curses filled the air last morning as the Skytrain, the ultra convenient public vehicle in the city of Vancouver, was stalled for reasons unknown except to those in the front of the car. A quatchi had been found sleeping on the train tracks just ahead, and authorities had trouble reaching the section of tracks and getting the Sasquatch to awaken. While some asked for the train to go on regardless, the bus company didn't want to be responsible for unnecessary animal deaths and so the train was stopped for a full hour. After the train was running again, the passengers forgot what the wait had been for, eager to get to their destinations. The bus company offers its sincerest apologies. No words can be said about the sasquatch, which ran away after being wrestled down.


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