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We tried to get an interview with Agim today but he was too angry. Why? It seems that Agim was deeply disappointed by his botched order from McDominic's. We would be too if we always saw the world through Agim's eyes.

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Rumors were flying today when a grocery store was robbed of $15. And of course, the police turned to Miga as their first suspect.

Miga's mug shot with accomplice

So how did Miga commit this crime? Police speculate that Miga sent his little carrot accomplice to sneak into the store. As any ordinary person knows, a grocery store's produce section is filled with carrots and thus is not an object of suspicion in and of itself. The carrot would have waited until store closing, used his pointy tip to open the cash registers and nab $15. Then, when morning came, he would have been carried out like all the other carrots to be displayed and eventually have snuck out. 

The entire plan was well calculated save for the fact that a carrot running across a grocery store is a rare sight.

Miga has been linked to the case because of the amount of money stolen but no further evidence has been found.

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Surprisingly, Miga did a good deed and was rewarded justly for filling out a job application in relation to his WOW expertise. We're proud of him.

Miga's loot

Miga's face

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Two seemingly innocuous hooligans were arrested earlier today when they were found to be transporting two hundred (200) garbage bags full of packaging peanuts. They were asked to pull off to the curb but the car rumbled on erratically into the sidewalk instead. The police neglected to help the two hooligans out of the crash however, jumping instead onto the opened door to inspect their heavy load. While the two suspects (named here as Quatchi and Sumi) walked out woozily, claiming they couldn't drive properly due to garbage bags completely covering their rearview mirror, another police man handcuffed them immediately. The ensuing melee became messy as Sumi pleaded they had nothing to hide and that the peanuts were for "lessening the impact that me, gah, will have on everybody after holiday feasts" but the police reassure the public "it was for the safety of everyone."
The two punksters are scheduled for their court appearance six months from now.

In the meantime, Quatchi, the more punk like of the two, is quoted to say, "Looks like we're spending Christmas in jail again."
We hereby issue the wish that the public will remain safe this holiday season and not cause trouble because police men have families, too. 

For more information visit this incorrectly reported but still viable link below: http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/Five+charged+after+dial+dope+operation+busted/7620746/story.html

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Several complaints were filed when a pink and purple clothed employee at starbucks continually botched ordereds today. For example, Sunny was notated as Gunny and Tom was heard as Bomb. The only order that didn't stand uncorrected, it seems, was Dominant's order, as he did not file a complaint. Investigation continues about the origins of this femininely dressed worker.