It seems that the alarming franchise that began with Soyummy Sushi has spread. While shopping hungrily at Ikea, customers noticed a "surprise meal of the day for $1" and dropped money without much thinking. The meal was housed in a black, rectangular plastic box with some soy sauce sticking out. Thinking it was some exotic asian meal, the customers opened the box and scarfed down the meal. Only later did a fussy child point out that the "delicious, heavenly" meal was Sumshi. Afterwards, customers rushed through the doors of Ikea as the word spread of the delicious new deal. In fact, traffic backed up for miles around Ikea during the daily special. However, the next day the deal or any info about it had gone, leaving the citizens to wonder if they had just dreamed the whole thing.
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