Nobody claims to quite know what happened. But it seems quite clear to the residents of the area that the Quatchis that rolled off the moutains in waves yesterday were the result of piles and piles of ready made quatchies that never made it to the store. The Quatchies allegedly had been piled so high that the slightest puff of summer wind sent them tumbling. Last night , though, as we all know, winds were at full speed and thus, a Quatch avalanche was sent roaring down the mountainside.
Luckily, no citizens at the mountain base were hurt and in fact a car crash was cushioned by the wall of Quatchis. The quatchies: (picture credit: anonymous)
The mountainside: 
After the initial rumbling was over, citizens left their homes to check out the status of the avalanche. Soon, trucks came onto the soon to transport the quatches to stores. Now they're being sold for free at select stores if you spend $5.
Sample Quatchi rack as a result of the Quatchi Avalanche: (picture credit: anonymous)
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