Our editors today were rushing to put our lastest book onto the market so there was a delay in our news department. Here it is:
Based on the recent Sasquatch sighting in Sumistore, our reporters have gathered and researched evidence and condensed it into a 100 page book, titled "13 Ways to Capture Sasquatches" Each chapter provides informative and descriptive ways to notice, lure, and capture sasquatches around Canada. Hot off the press, they are expected to be snapped up immediately, and more than half have already disappeared through pre order, so order yours now and begin your own sasquatch hunt. Remember, you're contributing to a bigger cause by helping us hunt down these unknowable creatures.
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