Miga was nearly arrested yesterday when he picked up a lost Starbucks card. The owner had $.23 left on his card and refused to relinquish it because "he was living on every last penny." Miga countered "Finders keepers, losers weepers". A brawl ensued with the card flying in the air and falling into a gutter. Miga and the owner went home to play WOW and to Starbucks respectively. Starbucks was available for comment and said that once a card is lost, they cannot replace it.
Nobody thought to contact the city hall and have the grate removed in order to reach the card.
Miga smiling proudly with his card, before it disappeared in a macabre twist of fate.
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Maybe if Miga had actual funds to live on (say, $15 a month), then he wouldn't have to do these 'illegal' activities all the time.
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