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In a new study released from @##@##$$@$, we were able to confirm that sasquatches are, indeed, living. In fact, we found them around supermarkets and cafes, eating what we eat. Just a lot more. 

CASE: QUATCHI 

 FILE: BRUNCH

In fact, there really wasn't anything human the Sasquatch wouldn't eat...except this: He said it reminded him too much of himself.

So the next time you're at the supermarket...be on the lookout, and you just might see a spikey, furry human-like animal pulling down a box of cereal bars...

or sipping on a latte with an appreciate smile to a server's disbelief.

CASE TWO: SUMI

FILE: EATING HABITS

Now the existence of thunderbirds is still a debate.

If they truly did exist, how come they don't leave a footprint on the earth?

We were bestowed with the rare opportunity to communicate with one.

Research: Hello Sumi. What sorts of things do you eat?

Sumi: Nothing. I simply enjoy watching other plants photosynthesize while I soak up the sun myself. 

The report ends there.

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