To be considerate of our readers, we decided to cover the recent developments in the sasquatch hunt, although there isn't much violence to report. On the Quatchi front, things have been strangely unmoving. That is, sasquatches have been found lying motionless on curb sides, in garden patches, in corners of parks, and most outrageous of all, over dumpsters, as depicted below. It seems that the sasquatch suddenly lost energy after scrambling for food in a dumpster. Although the recent Sumi scandals have abated the fire over them, their situation has in no way lessened the city's fear towards sasquatches, much less evoke feelings of pity. The sightings just confirm that our professional sasquatch hunters and book (See 13 Ways to Capture Sasquatches) are successful and keeping sasquatches out of supermarkets, though the citizens are itching for a bit more action. Well, feast your eyes on this photo until that happens.
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