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MIGA MOLSON was found guilty of fraud when he charged $1 00 000 worth of WOW fees on Marge Mohanson's credit card. However, MIGA stepped forward with his birth certificate to certify that he indeed was MARGE MOHANSON. The certificate does not seem to have been tampered with. 

(30 days til christmas)

HBD Post #2

DJ Sasquatch, who is nothing like the mangly sasquatch that goes by the name Quatchi, judiciously took time out of his busy schedule to slot a request from a listener into his program: 

Due to the lack of editing programs, the clip is unedited and uncensored.

HBD Noobs

Tilt shift maker forces kids to pay $1 a month to download high res images, so here is a 357X477 image. If they aren't even that, ask the admin for those resolutions. Yeah, being cheap sucks.

HBD from miga, sumi, quatchi, etc.etc. spike daddy insists that he be included in the list. NBD.

Daily WOW

We tried to get an interview with Agim today but he was too angry. Why? It seems that Agim was deeply disappointed by his botched order from McDominic's. We would be too if we always saw the world through Agim's eyes.

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Help give Sumi a new name!

Both Miga and Quatchi have altered their identifications to Agim and Trollsquatch respectively. 

Winners get:

1st Place: Lifetime Subscription to WOW

2nd place: Lifetime Subscription to Rocks

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Rumors were flying today when a grocery store was robbed of $15. And of course, the police turned to Miga as their first suspect.

Miga's mug shot with accomplice

So how did Miga commit this crime? Police speculate that Miga sent his little carrot accomplice to sneak into the store. As any ordinary person knows, a grocery store's produce section is filled with carrots and thus is not an object of suspicion in and of itself. The carrot would have waited until store closing, used his pointy tip to open the cash registers and nab $15. Then, when morning came, he would have been carried out like all the other carrots to be displayed and eventually have snuck out. 

The entire plan was well calculated save for the fact that a carrot running across a grocery store is a rare sight.

Miga has been linked to the case because of the amount of money stolen but no further evidence has been found.

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Surprisingly, Miga did a good deed and was rewarded justly for filling out a job application in relation to his WOW expertise. We're proud of him.

Miga's loot

Miga's face

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Two seemingly innocuous hooligans were arrested earlier today when they were found to be transporting two hundred (200) garbage bags full of packaging peanuts. They were asked to pull off to the curb but the car rumbled on erratically into the sidewalk instead. The police neglected to help the two hooligans out of the crash however, jumping instead onto the opened door to inspect their heavy load. While the two suspects (named here as Quatchi and Sumi) walked out woozily, claiming they couldn't drive properly due to garbage bags completely covering their rearview mirror, another police man handcuffed them immediately. The ensuing melee became messy as Sumi pleaded they had nothing to hide and that the peanuts were for "lessening the impact that me, gah, will have on everybody after holiday feasts" but the police reassure the public "it was for the safety of everyone."
The two punksters are scheduled for their court appearance six months from now.

In the meantime, Quatchi, the more punk like of the two, is quoted to say, "Looks like we're spending Christmas in jail again."
We hereby issue the wish that the public will remain safe this holiday season and not cause trouble because police men have families, too. 

For more information visit this incorrectly reported but still viable link below: http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/Five+charged+after+dial+dope+operation+busted/7620746/story.html

Daily WOW

Several complaints were filed when a pink and purple clothed employee at starbucks continually botched ordereds today. For example, Sunny was notated as Gunny and Tom was heard as Bomb. The only order that didn't stand uncorrected, it seems, was Dominant's order, as he did not file a complaint. Investigation continues about the origins of this femininely dressed worker.

Daily WOW

As we all know, Miga made the ingenius choice of living in res with Ems. Well, although he's not eating rocks anymore, Miga still has complaints: The caf food is pretty boring. Even though Miga gets his fair share by sneaking into Em's backpack, the imitation chinese food, old desserts and spinach is getting as interesting as solid pellets of earth. In fact, Miga has dreams of eating stuff like this:

every night as a result of malnutrition. 

We hope you will be generous and donate money to him soon.

Daily WOW-Spelling Woes

Miga was very disappointed today when his order from Mbay arrived. Although it was perfectly packaged, Miga knew immediately that something was wrong when he saw the name. Upon unboxing, that dread turned to horror, and Miga felt his heart break. The $150 (or 10 months of wow) Crackpot was really just an ordinary Crockpot.
*no image is available as Miga was too upset to provide an interview

Daily WOW-Disappearing Food

Miga was one disappointed miga this morning when he cooked some rocks for breakfast, turned around to open wow, and found his bowl emptied. Using his unparalleled powers of observation, Miga found that the sides were scraped clean as if somebody had scarfed it all down, rather than dump it carelessly into the garbage. Outraged but still hungry, Miga then made another bowl of lumpy rocks and enjoyed his WOW with a full stomach.

WOW!

Daily WOW SUPER SPECIAL POST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!!!!

*funny

*great handyman

*professional driver

*good cook

*hardworking

*MIGAAAZZZZZ

This post is Migazzz approved

(sneak preview of upcoming post)

Daily WOW

Danger! Danger! Spike felt his life was endangered tonight when he was first pinned to a corkboard with his own quills, and then an opened bottle of honey toppled off the shelf above him and began to pour. Sticky and blinded by the honey, Spike wondered if his quills would ever reach Quatchi's pro Q shine ever again when the honey lubricated his quills and forced him loose. Falling one hundred feet, Spike landed on Miga (ouch) and survived.

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Find Quatchi.

You're not bored of this, are you?

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Some very scandalous activity happened yesterday. Luckily, Sumi was there at the scene with his Ray Bans on to testify.

A black clothed man was seen chasing after a black truck, which was swerving around black coloured fire hydrants. The man was holding a black bag of what was probably illegal substances, which spilled out on the road and were black, too. Sumi ran up to a black payphone (those thiefs sure were thorough with their black scheme) and was still standing coolly on scene staring through his ultra cool sunglasses when the police arrived in their (always) black cars. Sumi went home after and went to sleep soon after because the sunglasses made his room seem like night.

Daily WOW-FInd Quatchi #3

Find Quatchi: