Rumors were flying today when a grocery store was robbed of $15. And of course, the police turned to Miga as their first suspect.
Miga's mug shot with accomplice
So how did Miga commit this crime? Police speculate that Miga sent his little carrot accomplice to sneak into the store. As any ordinary person knows, a grocery store's produce section is filled with carrots and thus is not an object of suspicion in and of itself. The carrot would have waited until store closing, used his pointy tip to open the cash registers and nab $15. Then, when morning came, he would have been carried out like all the other carrots to be displayed and eventually have snuck out.
The entire plan was well calculated save for the fact that a carrot running across a grocery store is a rare sight.
Miga has been linked to the case because of the amount of money stolen but no further evidence has been found.
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