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A surprise load disrupted BC Ferries' operations today when a surprise load filled an entire ferry. While angry passengers muttered ashore, BC Ferries tried to reason that they were a first come first served business. However, the ferry company agreed look into the matter. When investigations came back, it was found that Sumis had been the cause of the ferry overload. Unable to fly, they had had to slip onto ferries to make it back to their forest homes.

BC Ferries apologizes and promises that this will not happen next time; the general public wishes that the nuisance Sumis cause will soon be over. 

 

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Sumi relives his glory days:

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Spot the Quatchi:

Hint: He's underwater
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Although the last video was well worth 10 day's worth of WOW's, as a reputable news station, we must remain dependable, daily.
Supposedly, when customers lined up to get their cool drink late afternoon at Little Bean yesterday, a furry hand reached up to receive their money. What's more, the voice that repeated their order was low and scratchy. Unnerved but too thirsty to care, customers continued to line up and receive their order. Many just assumed it was a young boy with a throat problem manning the stand for a day. However, when customers reached for their order, brown hairs could be seen floating in their drinks. Lychee, mint, or toxic waste, every flavour of drink could be united that day by the hairs. One belligerent business man threw his drink at the salesman and demanded that he show himself or he'd call the mall staff. Immediately, the salesman threw up his apron and burst through the side door in a flash of brown and blue hair. The Quatchi, which had only been trying to make a bit of money, was soon arrested but naturally, he escaped the next day. He left a lychee green tea drink on the reception desk.

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SPAM

Don't you feel the breeze right now? That's because you just opened migatree.blogspot.ca. Don't believe it? Close the site and condemn yourself to stuffy stillness. Don't say we didn't warn you. It's as trippy as this photo:

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Daily WOW -King of the Hill

Traffic stopped for a day as the silhouette of a sasquatch loomed eerily on top of the bridge. Business men, families, and pets stayed out of the area; only a couple firetrucks and ambulances stood at the ready at the scene of crime. Police forewarned it that it was liable to be charged with obstruction but the sasquatch stayed stationary. Finally, at nightfall, when the clouds evaporated and the first stars came out, the sasquatch eerily lumbered down the east exit with the sun behind his back. 

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Is he taunting us? That was the thought as Quatchi made a surprise reappearance for the civilians. This time he sported the bag as a hat (or sunshade) as he popped out behind a pole. The civilans quickly captured a picture (the bag had fallen off his head by now) and the sasquatch hastily ran away, leaving the bag behind. The group was happy to get their bag back but upset the sasquatch was not captured. 

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