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Two seemingly innocuous hooligans were arrested earlier today when they were found to be transporting two hundred (200) garbage bags full of packaging peanuts. They were asked to pull off to the curb but the car rumbled on erratically into the sidewalk instead. The police neglected to help the two hooligans out of the crash however, jumping instead onto the opened door to inspect their heavy load. While the two suspects (named here as Quatchi and Sumi) walked out woozily, claiming they couldn't drive properly due to garbage bags completely covering their rearview mirror, another police man handcuffed them immediately. The ensuing melee became messy as Sumi pleaded they had nothing to hide and that the peanuts were for "lessening the impact that me, gah, will have on everybody after holiday feasts" but the police reassure the public "it was for the safety of everyone."
The two punksters are scheduled for their court appearance six months from now.

In the meantime, Quatchi, the more punk like of the two, is quoted to say, "Looks like we're spending Christmas in jail again."
We hereby issue the wish that the public will remain safe this holiday season and not cause trouble because police men have families, too. 

For more information visit this incorrectly reported but still viable link below: http://www.delta-optimist.com/news/Five+charged+after+dial+dope+operation+busted/7620746/story.html

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Several complaints were filed when a pink and purple clothed employee at starbucks continually botched ordereds today. For example, Sunny was notated as Gunny and Tom was heard as Bomb. The only order that didn't stand uncorrected, it seems, was Dominant's order, as he did not file a complaint. Investigation continues about the origins of this femininely dressed worker.

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As we all know, Miga made the ingenius choice of living in res with Ems. Well, although he's not eating rocks anymore, Miga still has complaints: The caf food is pretty boring. Even though Miga gets his fair share by sneaking into Em's backpack, the imitation chinese food, old desserts and spinach is getting as interesting as solid pellets of earth. In fact, Miga has dreams of eating stuff like this:

every night as a result of malnutrition. 

We hope you will be generous and donate money to him soon.

Daily WOW-Spelling Woes

Miga was very disappointed today when his order from Mbay arrived. Although it was perfectly packaged, Miga knew immediately that something was wrong when he saw the name. Upon unboxing, that dread turned to horror, and Miga felt his heart break. The $150 (or 10 months of wow) Crackpot was really just an ordinary Crockpot.
*no image is available as Miga was too upset to provide an interview

Daily WOW-Disappearing Food

Miga was one disappointed miga this morning when he cooked some rocks for breakfast, turned around to open wow, and found his bowl emptied. Using his unparalleled powers of observation, Miga found that the sides were scraped clean as if somebody had scarfed it all down, rather than dump it carelessly into the garbage. Outraged but still hungry, Miga then made another bowl of lumpy rocks and enjoyed his WOW with a full stomach.

WOW!

Daily WOW SUPER SPECIAL POST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!!!!

*funny

*great handyman

*professional driver

*good cook

*hardworking

*MIGAAAZZZZZ

This post is Migazzz approved

(sneak preview of upcoming post)

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Danger! Danger! Spike felt his life was endangered tonight when he was first pinned to a corkboard with his own quills, and then an opened bottle of honey toppled off the shelf above him and began to pour. Sticky and blinded by the honey, Spike wondered if his quills would ever reach Quatchi's pro Q shine ever again when the honey lubricated his quills and forced him loose. Falling one hundred feet, Spike landed on Miga (ouch) and survived.